Your bear attack review reminded me of a conversation I overhear at the nursing home the other day.
“There that bear was!!! Three feet from me!!! And he went Rooooooooor!!!!! My god I shit myself”!!!
“ Jez, I don’t blame you, I’d have done the same thing”.
“No no, not then!! Just now when I went Roooooooor”!!!
I can hardly wait for the shoe.