Your bear attack review reminded me of a conversation I overhear at the nursing home the other day.

“There that bear was!!! Three feet from me!!! And he went Rooooooooor!!!!! My god I shit myself”!!!

“ Jez, I don’t blame you, I’d have done the same thing”.

“No no, not then!! Just now when I went Roooooooor”!!!

I can hardly wait for the shoe.