Oh tucker, oh tucker, you popped the balloon
You called Dr Fauci a professional buffoon
Oh tucker, oh tucker, lead your flock to the โQโ
But Iโll believe the buffoon before I believe you
Oh tucker, oh tucker, what youโll do for a buck
Ignore Fauciโs science, and depend on dumb luck
Oh tucker, oh tucker your luck has run out
Eighty thousand soles gone, it may quadruple that count
Oh tucker, oh tucker, you need to be gone
Your boyish appeal has gone on too long
Your propaganda and lies that satisfy suckers
Oh tucker, oh tucker youโre a sad motherfucker