.THE PRICE IS WRONG.

Dennis Hatfield
2 min readOct 30, 2017

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October 29,2017, a windy Sunday afternoon, cold too. My mind wanders, football is boring, it’s Google time. Who will be indicted first? It could be a great game show!

President “I love FOX News”, could be playing golf, or doing something productive to help out, but I doubt it. I also believe he’s too stupid to worry about much of anything. So here is my idea for a game show that might grab his attention. I’ve been sitting here trying to come up with a catchy name like The Price is Right, or something like that, but all I can come up with so far is; Your Ass is Grass, Lock Um Up, First on The Shit List, Indictment City, I Am a Lier, Russian Roulette, Traitor Traitor, or maybe, I Thought I Had a Secret. Of course, the star of the show is the effervescent, always smiling, Mr. Personality himself, Robert Mueller. He has a great line up to chose from, and I can say, I can hardly wait to find out who gets indicted first! Yes, who will be the first contestant on I Want My Mug Shot?

Here are a few possibilities: Michael Flinn, Corey Lewandowski, Mike Pompeo, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Reince Priebus, Carter Page, Sara Huckabee Sanders, Mike Pence, Kellyanne Conway, Steve Bannon, Hope Hicks, Michael Blundo, Daniel Scavino, Sam Clovis, Alan Cobb, Brian Jack, Doug Davenport, Ken McKay, Michael Glassner, Chris Christie, John Mashburn, Jason Miller, Katrina Pierson,or maybe Sam Nunberg, just to name a few.

Who really knows, I’m just excited to find out who the first con-testant is going to be. Come on down!!!

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Dennis Hatfield

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