Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Myer winer That is what I really want to be Cause if I were an Oscar Myer winer Everyone would be in love with me 😍 - Dennis Hatfield - Medium

Today I Learned Something About My Boyfriend That No Girl Should Ever Have to Discover

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Dennis Hatfield

Jan 26

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Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Myer winer
That is what I really want to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Myer winer
Everyone would be in love with me 😍

Dennis Hatfield

Written by Dennis Hatfield

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