..New Director of FBI..

In a stunning move, James Comey was told “You’re Fired!” By president Trump. He added, “Not to worry folks, on my golf trips down to Mar a Logo, I have found the man to take his place! He’s been living the quiet life in Orlando, and says he’s up for the challenge, and needs some excitement in his life. He’s got over fifty years of law enforcement experience, and you have probably guessed by now. Yes, I’m talking about the one and only, the man with the plan, the best that am, “When I say whoa, I mean Whoa!”, Yosemite Sam!”