I’ve been considering a similar a similar post.

My Theory of Non-joining: When I was high school no one asked me to do anything! I always wondered why, then it came to me!
Begin every sentence with the word “Like”.
End every sentence with the word “Man”.
I called it my Maynard G Krebs theory of saying “NO!”
Like no one will touch you or ask you to do anything for them man. Like ya know what I mean man?