BIZARRE ASSIGNATION PLOT UNCOVERED : A WEIRD CASE

Rumors have been circulating that trump will be reinstated as president in August. Many people have been wondering how this crazy situation could possibly happen, we know now that the chimpanzee 🦍 dot ninja 🥷 turtle recounts, based on information received by nonhuman alien 👽 communicators, is not going to work, so there had to be some other way Biden and Harris had to be removed!

It appears the plot has been uncovered! Two men have come forward to reveal one of the most bizarre, sinister, dreamed up plots that have ever been uncovered by under cover agents. The two men, Won Hung Low and Ivan Yackinoff rolled over and revealed to authorities the plan. They told authorities a dark story of being hired by the plots leader, Mike Lindell, the my pillow guy, that they were to use “my pillows” to smother both the President and Vice President while sleeping, in a coordinated attack sometime before August. The two men revealed to authorities that they thought it was a good plan, but as August approached, and they had time to sleep on it, the more they realized that “my pillows” may not be the best way to to stuff a my pillow case!!